Bar & Cocktail - Related Puns
Think you're clever after a few drinks? These bar and cocktail riddles will put that theory to the test. Some are classic logic puzzles with a cocktail twist; some will make you groan, and at least one involves a magician, an empty beer mug, and questionable life choices. Read carefully—the bartender always knows more than the customer.
Stop and smell the Rosé.
Sip happens.
Que syrah, syrah.
I have an emotional support Cabernet.
Don't worry. Be hoppy.
You say that this beverage is non-alcoholic, but where is the proof?
Are drunken, mispronounced words made up on the slur of the moment?
Visibly upset from the whole ordeal, the grape juice started to wine.
Alcoholism can be a serious alement.
Everyone in the bar is depressed. We need morale.
I heard it through the grapevine. Apparently, it's happy hour.
I own a drinking establishment for blackbirds. When negotiating loans, my crow bar can be used as leverage.
This morning's hangover made me feel tense. I guess I have to learn to un-wine.
Those two beer drinkers are having quite an argument. They are at lagerheads.
Everything happens for a reisling.
When the French prostitute starts drinking, she ends up bleaching her hair. That’s because “Absinthe makes the tart go blonder.”
Q: Why does that person have such a sardonic look on his face? A: He just drank a shot of wry whiskey.
I told the rude bartender I wanted a heavy, dark, bitter beer. He told me to go to ale.
He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I told him he had zero proof.
The vintner developed a wine that tasted like canned meat. He called it Asti Spamanti.
The doctor liked to put hickory flavor in Daiquiris. We call him Hickory Daiquiri Doc.
The depressed beermaker spent the entire weekend brooding.
I usually drink Gin & Tonic, but tonight, I decided to shake things up, so I had a Martini.
You had me at merlot.