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Kater
• Before retiring, eat a banana (or avocado, baked potato with skin, beet greens) for its potassium and fiber.
• Hydrate with coconut water (for the magnesium) or a
sugar-free electrolyte packet in water. Avoid commercial sports drinks. Also set your choice of hydrated water at your bedside.
• Take a B-Complex vitamin and a Zinc vitamin.
• Doctor-approved Amazon sugar-free electrolyte packets,
B-complex and zinc vitamin recommendations are at the top of the page.
• Be careful with pain relievers. Read #6 again.
The Morning After
So you ignored everything above.
Welcome back.
1. Give it time
Unfortunately, this is the closest thing science has to a genuine hangover cure.
Your body needs time to metabolize the alcohol and its byproducts, rehydrate, repair irritated tissues, and return your brain and immune system to normal.
Hangover symptoms commonly peak around the time your blood alcohol concentration returns to approximately zero and can last 24 hours or longer.
Turns out Last Call wasn't actually the end of the evening.
2. Rehydrate
Drink water and other nonalcoholic fluids. If you've been vomiting or haven't eaten, electrolyte fluids may help replace what you've lost.
But electrolyte drinks aren't magic hangover erasers.
They're hydration—not an Undo button.
3. Eat Something
If your stomach can handle it, have a balanced meal containing carbohydrates, protein, and other nutrients.
Eggs, toast, fruit, oatmeal, yogurt, bananas—whatever sounds tolerable.
This is not the morning to prove your culinary bravery.
4. Rest
Alcohol may make you fall asleep quickly, but it disrupts normal sleep. Part of that miserable exhausted feeling may simply be because you didn't sleep nearly as well as you thought you did.
Give yourself time to recover.
Ein Kater bezieht sich auf das schreckliche Gefühl, das Sie haben, nachdem Sie vom Trinken aufgewacht sind. Es ist die Reaktion Ihres Körpers auf übermäßige Mengen an Alkohol. Und es ist bei jedem anders.
Wenn Alkohol in Ihrem Körper ist, zerfällt er in Acetaldehyd (ass-eh-tall-deh-HYDE), das Ihrem Körper wichtige Vitamine und Mineralien entzieht.
Das Wort „Kater“ ist ein amerikanischer Begriff. Es wird gesagt, dass das Wort Ende des 19. Jahrhunderts verwendet und später 1904 in die Wörterbücher aufgenommen wurde.
Kater-Prävention
1. Flüssigkeitszufuhr. Alkohol entwässert Ihren Körper, also trinken Sie zwischen alkoholischen Getränken ein Glas Wasser.
2. Snack beim Trinken.
3. Trinken Sie hochwertigen Alkohol.
4. Nehmen Sie Ibuprofen, B-Komplex und Vitamin C, bevor Sie in den Ruhestand gehen.
5. Begrenzen Sie die Menge an Alkohol, die Sie Ihrem Körper zuführen. Beim Trinken zum Spaß geht es nicht darum, die gleiche Menge Alkohol zu trinken, die deine Freunde trinken. Jeder Körper ist anders. Hören Sie auf Ihren Körper und kennen Sie Ihre Grenzen.
Klassische Heilmittel gegen Kater am Morgen danach
1. Haar des Hundes. Das „Hair of the Dog“ bezieht sich darauf, etwas mehr von dem zu trinken, was Sie in der Nacht zuvor getrunken haben.
2. Verdammte Mary. Trinken Sie eine Bloody Mary mit hinzugefügter scharfer Sauce und einem rohen Ei zum Mix.
3. Sportgetränk. Durch das Trinken von Powerade oder Gatorade wird der Körper mit essentiellen Elektrolyten rehydriert.
4. Heißes Bad oder Dusche. Ein heißes Bad hilft, die Giftstoffe auszuschwitzen.
Globale Heilmittel gegen Kater
Amerika um 1800: Baden Sie die Füße in Senf und essen Sie Eggs Benedict.
Altes Ägypten: gekochten Kohl essen.
Alte Libyer: Trinken Sie eine Mischung aus Meerwasser und Wein.
Die alten Römer: frittierten Kanarienvogel essen.
Australien: Essen Sie ein T-Bone-Steak und trinken Sie einen Schokoladenmilchshake.
England: Muschelsuppe essen.
Frankreich: heiße Zwiebelsuppe essen.
Deutschland: eingelegten Hering mit einem Bierjäger essen.
Haiti: Stecken Sie dreizehn schwarzköpfige Stecknadeln in den Korken der Flasche, aus der Sie getrunken haben.
Ungarn: Schnaps mit Sperlingskot trinken.
Holland: Hering und Zwiebeln essen.
Irland: Essen Sie Ulster Fry (Kartoffelbrot, Spiegelei, Speck, Würstchen, Tomaten, Pilze und Sodabrot).
Japan: Tragen Sie eine mit Sake getränkte OP-Maske.
Norwegen: Schlagsahne trinken.
Mongolei: Trinken Sie ein eingelegtes Schafauge in einem Glas Tomatensaft.
Puerto Rico: Reiben Sie eine Zitrone unter Ihren trinkenden Arm.
Rumänien: Essen Sie Kuttelsuppe (mit der Magenschleimhaut einer Kuh zubereitet).
Russland: gesalzenen Gurkensaft trinken und in Wasser eingeweichtes Schwarzbrot essen.
Schweiz: Brandy mit einem Schuss Pfefferminze trinken.
Wilder Wilder Westen: Jackrabbit-Dropping-Tee trinken.
Globale Kater-Ausdrücke
Amerika: „Haare des Hundes“.
Australien: „Haare des Hundes“ und „Katze hat mir ins Maul geschissen“.
Dänemark: „Holzmänner in meinem Kopf“, „Zimmerleute in meinem Kopf“ und „Zimmerleute, die in meinem Kopf hämmern“.
Old England: „Haare des Hundes“.
Frankreich: „Zünde den Kessel wieder an“, „Holzmaul“ und „krank im Haar“.
Deutschland: „Katzengeheul“.
Holland: „Katzengeheul“.
Portugal: „Sog“, „Seegangsrauheit“ und „dieses abgehackte Gefühl nach einer Nacht Portwein“.
Spanien: „ein Nagel im Kopf.“
Schweden: „Schmerz in der Wurzel meiner Haare.“
Italien: keine direkte Übersetzung für das Wort „Kater“.
Slowakei: „einen Affen haben.“
• “Hair of the Dog” refers to drinking a "little" more alcohol the next morning to help you feel better. There's interesting science behind it. It is believed to affect the methanol in your metabolism, preventing formaldehyde from forming and helping your body eliminate methanol more easily through breath and urine.
• Drink a glass of hydrogen water. Hydrogen water is regular water with extra dissolved molecular hydrogen gas added. It may lower oxidative stress in your cells and reduce specific inflammatory markers. Drop a tablet into a glass of water, let it dissolve, and drink. A doctor-approved Amazon hydrogen water tablet recommendation is at the top of the page.
• Hydrate with coconut water (for the magnesium) or a
sugar-free electrolyte packet in water. Avoid commercial sports drinks.
• Eat a banana (or avocado, baked potato with skin, beet greens), take a B-Complex vitamin, and a Zinc vitamin.
I've added some "What's Up, Doc?" hangover information along the way. I've also provided some doctor hangover YouTube videos for you to view.
The Bottom Line
Human beings have been drinking alcohol for thousands of years and searching for hangover remedies for probably about one morning less than that.
We've tried coffee, raw eggs, pickle juice, greasy breakfasts, herbal concoctions, cold showers, more alcohol, and countless miracle products.
And after all these centuries, science's advice remains remarkably unexciting:
Drink less. Drink slower. Eat something. Stay hydrated. Give your body time.
Or, in bartender language:
You can't outsmart a hangover—but you can stop ordering before it starts taking reservations.
Fun Hangover Facts
The fancy word for a hangover is veisalgia. It combines the Norwegian kveis, meaning roughly “uneasiness following debauchery,” with the Greek algia, meaning “pain.” Surprisingly, it isn't an ancient medical term—it was coined by researchers in 2000.
“Pain following debauchery.”
Finally, medical terminology everyone can understand.
Greasy food doesn't magically absorb last night's alcohol. By morning, the alcohol has already been absorbed. A huge greasy breakfast may actually irritate an already unhappy stomach. Of course, that has never stopped anyone from looking at a plate of bacon at 10 a.m. and whispering, “Save me.”
Hangovers can last 24 hours—or longer.
Meaning sometimes your Saturday night can ruin your Monday morning.
A hangover can actually become worse when your blood alcohol level reaches zero. That's often when symptoms peak.
The alcohol left the building. Unfortunately, it left a forwarding address.
There is still no scientifically proven hangover cure. Humans have spent thousands of years experimenting with soups, eggs, herbs, pickles, animal parts, more alcohol, and things nobody should willingly put in their mouths.
Science's current answer?
Wait.
Thousands of years of research and we've arrived at “You're just going to have to suffer, Susan.”
The Romans had opinions. Pliny the Elder recorded remedies that included raw owl's eggs and fried canary.
Apparently the headache wasn't punishment enough.
Ancient Greeks believed cabbage could help. Cabbage has appeared repeatedly in historical hangover remedies, sometimes eaten before drinking and sometimes afterward.
The Greeks gave us democracy, philosophy, theater...
and “Have you tried cabbage?”
The Prairie Oyster became a famous American hangover remedy. Traditionally, it contains a raw egg yolk seasoned with ingredients such as Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, salt, and pepper and is swallowed quickly.
The name is misleading.
There is no oyster.
Unfortunately, there is still a raw egg.
Eggs Benedict may owe its existence to a hangover. According to the famous origin story, in 1894 New York stockbroker Lemuel Benedict arrived at the Waldorf Hotel suffering from the previous night's festivities and ordered toast, bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise. The hotel's maître d' liked the combination and adapted it for the menu.
So one of brunch's greatest dishes may have begun with:
“Oh God. What did I do last night?”
Some historic American “hangover remedies” were actual commercial products. Bromo-Seltzer advertised relief for depression following alcoholic excess, while mineral waters and stomach remedies were marketed specifically to people suffering after overindulgence.
One mineral water even advertised:
“When Nature won't—Pluto will.”
Hangover advertising apparently had flair long before Instagram.
Fun Global Hangover “Cures”
Historical remedies, traditional foods, folklore, and some ideas that should probably remain folklore.
Ancient Greece
Cabbage. Raw, cooked, before drinking, after drinking—cabbage had quite the reputation.
Hangover status: Still cabbage.
Ancient Rome
Raw owl eggs or fried canary, remedies attributed to Pliny the Elder.
Hangover status: We'll take the headache.
Haiti
One folkloric remedy doesn't treat you at all. Instead, you punish the offending bottle by sticking 13 black-headed pins into its cork.
Finally, a cure that understands who's really to blame.
Germany
A traditional Katerfrühstück, or “hangover breakfast,” may include rollmops—pickled herring wrapped around onion or another filling.
Nothing says “my stomach is delicate today” quite like pickled fish and onions.
Netherlands
Pickled herring and onions have also traditionally been associated with the morning after.
Apparently Northern Europe looked at nausea and said, “More herring.”
Ireland
A hearty Ulster Fry may include eggs, bacon, sausage, potato bread, soda bread, tomato, and other fried breakfast favorites.
If it doesn't cure the hangover, at least you won't be hungry while you have it.
Japan
Umeboshi, intensely sour and salty pickled plums, are a traditional favorite.
The theory seems to be that if your mouth experiences something dramatic enough, maybe it'll forget about your head.
Mongolia
One widely repeated traditional remedy is a pickled sheep's eye in tomato juice.
Suddenly the Bloody Mary sounds positively restrained.
Romania
Ciorbă de burtă, a sour tripe soup made with beef stomach, is a traditional morning-after food.
Your stomach hurts, so naturally: more stomach.
Korea
Haejangguk literally refers to soup eaten to chase away a hangover. Recipes vary but can include beef broth, vegetables, cabbage, and—in some versions—congealed ox blood.
Korea didn't invent a weird little trick.
They invented an entire category of hangover soup.
Canada
Poutine—French fries topped with cheese curds and gravy—is a beloved morning-after choice.
Nobody has scientifically proven that gravy cures a hangover.
Canada has apparently decided further research isn't necessary.
Colombia
Changua, a breakfast soup containing eggs poached in milk with bread and cilantro, is a traditional restorative breakfast.
Which sounds considerably more reasonable than sheep eyeball juice.
American Cowboy Folklore
One wonderfully revolting Old West remedy was supposedly rabbit-dropping tea—rabbit manure steeped in hot water.
At this point, just keep the hangover.
Fun Global Hangover Expressions
Different languages have developed wonderfully descriptive ways of saying:
“I made some mistakes last night.”
English
Hair of the dog — shortened from “the hair of the dog that bit you,” based on the ancient belief that a wound could be treated with hair from the offending dog.
Eventually somebody applied the logic to alcohol:
What hurt you last night can fix you this morning.
Spoiler: it can't.
Germany
Kater — literally a male cat or tomcat, but commonly used for a hangover.
So Germans don't wake up with a hangover.
They wake up with a cat.
The Netherlands
Kater is also associated with the miserable morning after.
Apparently the cat crossed the border.
Denmark
Expressions have compared the sensation to having carpenters working inside your head.
Honestly, whoever came up with this one had definitely experienced a hangover.
France
French expressions have included “wooden mouth” (gueule de bois), a wonderfully accurate description of waking up with a mouth that feels like somebody stored lumber in it overnight.
Spain
Resaca, the everyday Spanish word for hangover, can also refer to the undertow or backwash of the sea.
The party was the wave.
This is what washed ashore.
Slovakia
A hangover can be described with an expression meaning “to have a monkey.”
Why a monkey?
Who knows.
He's probably friends with the German cat.
And the Greatest Hangover Fact of All...
Ancient Greeks tried cabbage.
Romans tried owl eggs and fried birds.
Cowboys supposedly tried rabbit-dropping tea.
Germans tried pickled herring.
Humanity eventually invented laboratories, microscopes, modern medicine, MRIs, and mapped the human genome.
And after thousands of years of civilization, the best scientifically supported hangover cure we have is still:
Wait it out.
Maybe the cabbage deserves another look.